I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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