Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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