Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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