I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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