My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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