i was rollin on her like bob the builder
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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