suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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