i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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