She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
It's official drugs can't kill me
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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