How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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