I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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