She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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