i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I have feelings that need drinking.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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