fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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