quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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