It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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