You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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