North Korea, Best Korea!
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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