i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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