apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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