we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Randomize
