It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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