don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
the night ended with taco bell and tears
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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