I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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