You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I think my moral compass just broke
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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