I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Randomize
