Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Randomize
