Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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