did you get engaged???
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
