My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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