just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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