remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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