Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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