OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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