My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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