Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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