My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
