a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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