is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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