But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
organizing the empties. That sober.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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