in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I know her cup size but not her name....
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Randomize
