the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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