there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Just cropdusted the office
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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