google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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