She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
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