I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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