I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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