your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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