I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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