drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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