Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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